The Quick Escape

"How the Hell Are Ya!?"

We catch up on what's been going on, we use Urban Dictionary to define ourselves, and we write some poop-related poetry. You know, like any normal adults.
 

Stories We Shouldn't Be Telling

Oh boy - there's a lot of opportunity to judge us in this one! In addition to New Year's Resolution we take quite a journey with Greg's "accidental weight loss" situation. Enjoy!

The 2024 Time Capsule

New year - same us! We're using this episode as a time capsule. To accomplish this we're answering a few questions and, in 1 year, will listen back to these answers!

Will You Marry Me?

Greg & Erin share proposal stories - and they couldn't be more different from eachother!

Cathy Once Lived in New Zealand!

Somehow Greg & Erin are just NOW hearing Cathy's stories from her time living in New Zealand (which is different from Australia, as it turns out). She also answers questions submitted by our followers on IG.

Have You Ever Been Sedated? (Mystery Guest)

Rather than Greg try to tell someone else's story on this topic, he's brought on that someone to share it! To make it interesting, Cathy & Erin were not told the identity of this guest a head of time.

Trying Out Pick-up Lines

Greg tries out a few pick-up lines on Erin & Cathy, who assess their effectiveness. Also, Greg's origin story between him and his wife.

Who Came Up With These Lyrics!?

It's time we examined some song lyrics that we've all sung at one point in our life. What do they mean? Who thought they were a good idea? Why are certain female body parts used as a measurement of success? These are the questions. Also: we play a game that you'll just have to hear for yourself to understand.

Silly Little Meat Suits

This is one's more of a thinker! We wind up diving into a big conversation about whether we live in a simulation. Follow us on this one - it's pretty wild when you think about it! And don't worry - we still have our moments of immaturity 😎

Are Y’all Safe with Us Behind the Wheel?

Ever honk someone else's horn? What about shaving while you drive? Have you ever accidentally gone off-roading in a tiny car? We have a lot to discuss on this episode. But we kick it all off with one totally unrelated dream that Greg had of someone else on the show...in the bathroom?